I am going to work with less productivity today

Hey I have planned to work with less productivity today. Its not something which is just a though. I have a concrete action plan for the task at hand.

• I am going to check facebook frequently. 
• I am going to check LinkedIn frequently. 
• Going to browse many profiles on LinkedIn and impress by them and also send them add requests.
• I am going to check all matrimonial web sites (Bharatmatrimony, Saryuparinmatrimony, Jeevansathi, Shaadi and also iitiimshaadi,)  frequently. 
• I am going to check Tinder frequently
• I am going to check spam in my Gmail 
• Going to act on Naukri mails which I get
• Going to visit the jobs posted on Facebook 
• Going to visit iimjobs.com 
• Going to do online shopping from amzon.com and Aliexpress.com.
• Going to download multiple papers from the internet. 
• Going to do time pass.